Naturally, I'm misanthropic. But the Negronis are helping considerably.

I love New York. I'm a guy for whom a New York accent is a comforting thing.

My daughter always behaved in restaurants. And if she didn't, she's going out. I mean, one of the parents is going to take her outside. Immediately.

Get up early and go to the local produce markets. In Latin America and Asia, those are usually great places to find delicious food stalls serving cheap, authentic and fresh specialties.

America's most dangerous export was, is and always will be our fast-food outlets.

Good food does lead to sex. As it should. And in a perfect world, good music does too.

Naturally, I'm misanthropic. But the Negronis are helping considerably.