Maybe that’s enlightenment enough: to know that there is no final resting place of the mind; no moment of smug clarity. Perhaps wisdom...is realizing how small I am, and unwise, and how far I have yet to go. -Anthony Bourdain

Don't touch my d**k, don't touch my knife.

I wish I could play bass like Larry Graham or Bootsy Collins. My God, I'd give up just about everything else for that.

And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart.

I'd love to play bass with Parliament Funkadelic, but I can't play bass, so I don't think that's going to happen.

To the extent I am known, I think I am known as a person who expresses his opinion freely about things - and I was sensitive to the possibility that if I was seen taking money for saying nice things about a product, my comments and choices and opinions would become, understandably, suspect.

As incisively pointed out in the documentary Food Inc.," an overwhelmingly large percentage of "new," healthy," and "organic" alternative food products are actually owned by the same parent companies that scared us into the organic aisle in the first place. "They got you comin' and goin'" has never been truer.