The next morning I woke up at oh eight oh oh hours, my brothers, and as I still felt shagged and fagged and fashed and bashed and my glazzies were stuck together real horrorshow with sleepglue, I thought I would not go to school.

Fumbling for a word is everybody's birthright.

If you expect the worst from a person you can never be disappointed.

John Kenneth Galbraith and Marshall McLuhan are the two greatest modern Canadians that the U.S. has produced.

And to all others in this story profound shooms of lip music brrrrrr. And they can kiss my sharries.

Each man kills the thing he loves.

We only need to wear shoes because the British built roads which hurt our feet.