Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

I have heard earnest American sociologists say that American children have a right to the divorce experience as an enriching element of an advanced civilisation.

If you expect the worst from a person, you can't ever be disappointed... The pessimist takes a sort of gloomy pleasure in observing the depths to which human behaviour can sink. The more sin he sees, the more his belief in Original Sin is confirmed. Everyone likes to have his deepest convictions confirmed; that is one of the most abiding of human satisfaction.

For the serious artist does not satisfy needs

And to all others in this story profound shooms of lip music brrrrrr. And they can kiss my sharries.

When the State withers, humanity flowers.

Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones...you are invited!