Life's only choosing when to die. Life's a big postponement because the choice is so difficult. It's a tremendous relief not to have to choose.

I conclude that there is as much sense in nonsense as there is nonsense in sense.

I wrote much because I was paid little. I had no great desire to leave a literary name behind me.

The essence of pop stardom is immaturity - a wretched little pseudo-musical gift, a development of the capacity to shock, a short-lived notoriety, extreme depression, a yielding to the suicidal impulse.

Ignorance and poverty are the best condiments for the great feast of the world, but the inexperienced and poor are never invited to it.

And to all others in this story profound shooms of lip music brrrrrr. And they can kiss my sharries.

We only need to wear shoes because the British built roads which hurt our feet.