This must be a real horrorshow film if you're so keen on my viddying it.

Then, brothers, it came. Oh, bliss, bliss and heaven. I lay all nagoy to the ceiling, my gulliver on my rookers on the pillow, glazzies closed, rot open in bliss, slooshying the sluice of lovely sounds. Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh.

I've always felt that English women had to be approached in a sisterly manner, rather than an erotic manner.

Elgar is not manic enough to be Russian, not witty or pointilliste enough to be French, not harmonically simple enough to be Italian and not stodgy enough to be German. We arrive at his Englishry by pure elimination.

Books in a large university library system: 2,000,000. Books in an average large city library: 10,000. Average number of books in a chain bookstore: 30,000. Books in an average neighborhood branch library: 20,000.

A word in a dictionary is very much like a car in a mammoth motor show - full of potential but temporarily inactive.

What critics often ask for is the impossible, though this may be a salutary means of extending the borders of art.