[There] is no class so dangerous as the idle educated.
Cruelty is like hope: it springs eternal.
Childhood in large parts of modern Britain, at any rate, has been replaced by premature adulthood, or rather adolescence
Over the years, I've loved being on stage with an orchestra, waving my hands around.
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
I have a greater appreciation for kitchen appliances, having played one.