You are meant to be here. There are no coincidences. It's all happening the way it was meant to be.

Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum!

If you think it's hard getting in, you should try getting out.

Your temperature's normal, though I'd say it's the only thing about you that is.

A German philosopher once wrote that he who fights monsters must take care that he doesn't become one himself.

Until he lost all his money, my father was a successful north London Jewish businessman. He was unusual among his immediate family in that he was enormously cultured and had an incredible library.

Death is the same for the one who dies.