Do you realise how much trouble you're in?" "Perhaps I'll have some Weetabix after all.

Sometimes it's the tiniest things that can mean the difference between life and death.

Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.

Until he lost all his money, my father was a successful north London Jewish businessman. He was unusual among his immediate family in that he was enormously cultured and had an incredible library.

Oh-do be careful with that! That's my Buddha hand grenade. Twist the head twice and throw it and anyone within ten yards can say their prayers.

Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child.

He died fighting for what he believed in.