Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?" "Is that including, or not including you?

You don't need to be able to string a sentence together in a way that is elegant or even vaguely meaningful to produce a bestseller - as Dan Brown has demonstrated time and again.

Was it fate? Was it destiny?" "I think it was Alan Blunt.

Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum!

Some things can't be changed. They'll always happen the way they were supposed to.

There are few things in the world that we don't know. Science has explained everything away.

The birds fly in the wrong places and there are too many stars in the sky.