It didn't matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked myself in the eye with a tree branch that I was crawling over, it was all about the shortcut. My whole life I took the shortcut, and I ended up lost.

I know I'm in the band and everything but sometimes I just have to rock out to the John Frusciante Experience.

I find it hard to meet the right woman as people assume I'm a certain type of person - which I'm not.

Music itself was color-blind but the media and the radio stations segregate it based on their perceptions of the artists.

All summer long; we'll be playing the festivals. We'll be Reading, we'll be Leeds, we'll be around.

Death by evaporation. May the saltwater wind that gets shot out of a barreling wave blow me away like an old puffy dandelion into the sky.

It is difficult to recognize true love, the one which you feel for the other person, when for years the girls, even more than one per night, after concerts would sneak in our beds and were willing to do everything - group sex also - just to stay with Anthony Kiedis and the Red Hot.