Even as the words came out of my mouth, my heart was dying a million deaths.

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

Honestly, I'm really just a teddy bear.

She was probably the girl I loved the most of all my girlfriends, but also the toughest one to make things work out with. If I had put that much effort into any of my other relationships, I'd be married with five kids now.

The sad thing is, people don't want to believe that the person they're in love with is out of his mind, drinking and using, so if you give them even half an excuse, they're going to want to believe it.

Why should we think nudity is such a revolting thing in a land where there is so much violence and corruption and racism and hatred? Nudity seems like a welcome relief from all the bullshit in life.

We'll have these people hang out with us while we're doing our touring, and talk to them and let them speak their piece to the world.