Here's a viewer's guide to BP media briefings. Whenever you hear someone with a British accent talking about this on behalf of British Petroleum they are not telling you the truth. That's the bottom-line.

For those of us who live in the shadow of this noisy monster, there aren't too many of us who are sorry to see it go.

Sooner or later they are going to live in a New York City where gay marriage is not only legal, it is common, and they don’t even notice.

I would have beaten Bloomberg like a rented mule.

The gentleman will sit! The gentleman is correct in sitting!

You've gotta stop making stuff up.

What I am saying is, all health care has a problem with costs. Medicare is growing slower than the private insurance plans. Why? Because of their efficiency. They don't have to give money to shareholders. Why should be defending shareholders?