I don’t understand anything about the ballet; all I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses.

At the door of every happy person there should be a man with a hammer whose knock would serve as a constant reminder of the existence of unfortunate people.

I promise to be a splendid husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, won't in my sky every day...

And only now, when he was gray-haired, had he fallen in love properly, thoroughly, for the first time in his life.

Here I am with you & yet not for a single moment do I forget that there's an unfinished novel waiting for me.

And it is the way with us that you may express disapproval of the sun or the moon, or anything you like, but God preserve you from touching the Liberals! Heaven forbid!

If ever my life can be of any use to you, come and claim it.