When a person is born, he can embark on only one of three roads of life: if you go right, the wolves will eat you; if you go left, you’ll eat the wolves; if you go straight, you’ll eat yourself.

It is depressing to hear the unfortunate or dying man jest.

We old bachelors smell like dogs, do we? So be it. But I must take issue with your claim that doctors who treat female illnesses are womanizers and cynics at heart. Gynecologists deal with savage prose the likes of which you have never dreamed of.

If you want to work on your art, work on your life.

Instructing in cures, therapists always recommend that "each case be individualized." If this advice is followed, one becomes persuaded that those means recommended in textbooks as the best, means perfectly appropriate for the template case, turn out to be completely unsuitable in individual cases.

Do silly things. Foolishness is a great deal more vital and healthy than our straining and striving after a meaningful life.

A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend.