When a person is born, he can embark on only one of three roads of life: if you go right, the wolves will eat you; if you go left, you’ll eat the wolves; if you go straight, you’ll eat yourself.

Advertising is the very essence of democracy.

You only have to start a job of work to realize how few decent, honest folk there are about.

I do not know why one should not hunt two hares even in the literal sense....

It's easier to ask for money from the poor than from the wealthy.

To dine, drink champagne, raise a racket and make speeches about the people's consciousness, the people's conscience, freedom andso forth while servants in tails are scurrying around your table, just like serfs, and out in the severe cold on the street await coachmen--this is the same as lying to the holy spirit.

When a woman isn't beautiful, people always say, 'You have lovely eyes, you have lovely hair.'