When men ask me how I know so much about men, they get a simple answer: everything I know about men, I learned from me.

Watching a woman make Russian pancakes, you might think that she was calling on the spirits or extracting from the batter the philosopher's stone.

A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend.

People should be beautiful in every way - in their faces, in the way they dress, in their thoughts, and in their innermost selves.

Please, understand that your life is bad and dreary!

Three o'clock in the morning. The soft April night is looking at my windows and caressingly winking at me with its stars. I can't sleep, I am so happy.

If I had listened to the critics I'd have died drunk in the gutter