If in the first act you introduce a gun, by the third act you have to use it.

To believe in God is not hard. Inquisitors, Byron and Arakcheev believed in Him. No, believe in man!

When a woman isn't beautiful, people always say, 'You have lovely eyes, you have lovely hair.'

Ah, Caviar! I keep on eating it, but can never get my fill. Like olives. It's a lucky thing it's not salty.

Please, understand that your life is bad and dreary!

A good person will feel guilty even before a dog.

Common hypocrites pass themselves off as doves; political and literary hypocrites pose as eagles. But don't be fooled by their eagle-like appearance. These are not eagles, but rats or dogs.