Nothing better forges a bond of love, friendship or respect than common hatred toward something.

I confess I seldom commune with my conscience when I write.

And it is the way with us that you may express disapproval of the sun or the moon, or anything you like, but God preserve you from touching the Liberals! Heaven forbid!

Advertising is the very essence of democracy.

When one longs for a drink, it seems as though one could drink a whole ocean-that is faith; but when one begins to drink, one can only drink altogether two glasses-that is science.

Everything should be first-rate in a person, his face, clothes, soul and thoughts.

A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend.