When an actor has money he doesn't send letters, he sends telegrams.

I do not know why one should not hunt two hares even in the literal sense....

Everything on earth is beautiful, everything -- except what we ourselves think and do when we forget the higher purposes of life and our own human dignity.

Please, understand that your life is bad and dreary!

All of life and human relations have become so incomprehensibly complex that, when you think about it, it becomes terrifying and your heart stands still.

There ought to be a man with a hammer behind the door of every happy man.

If there's a gun on the wall in act one, scene one, you must fire the gun by act three, scene two. If you fire a gun in act three, scene two, you must see the gun on the wall in act one, scene one.