Unfortunately for a multitude of occultists, humor is a rare ingredient in their lives. In fact it is their very lack of humor that has impelled them into the arcane and esoteric.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.

Satanism encourages its followers to indulge in their natural desires. Only by doing so can you be a completely satisfied person with no frustrations which can be harmful to yourself and others around you. Therefore, the most simplified description of the Satanic belief is: indulgence instead of abstinence.

I request reason for your golden rule and ask the why and wherefore of your ten commandments.

Satanism represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

It has been said "the truth will make men free". The truth alone has never set anyone free. It is only DOUBT which will bring mental emancipation.

I visualize the day that tridents and pentagrams are thrust into the sky from church roofs instead of crosses.