The person who takes every opportunity to "pick on" others is often mistakenly called "sadistic". In reality, this person is a misdirected masochist who is working towards his own destruction. The reason a person viciously strikes out against you is because they are afraid of you or what you represent, or are resentful of your happiness. They are weak, insecure, and on extremely shaky ground when you throw your curse, and they make ideal human sacrifices.

When one sleeps on the floor, one need not fear falling out of bed.

There are television sets in every home, every restaurant, every hotel room, every shopping mall-now they’re even small enough to carry in your pocket like electronic rosaries. It is an unquestioned part of everyday life. Kneeling before the cathode ray God, with our TV Guide concordance in hand, we maintain the illusion of choice by flipping channels (chapters and verses). It doesn’t matter what is flashing on the screen-all that’s important is that the TV stays on.

The Atheist complains about the wind. The Christian prays for it to change. The Satanist adjusts his sails.

I never met a person who loved everybody I didn't dislike.

Magic is never totally scientifically explainable, but science has always been, at one time or another, considered magic.

I feel that what is probably the greatest enemy of longevity is popularity, and most people die of popularity.