I never met a person who loved everybody I didn't dislike.

Don't let that little pyramid with the bright eye fool you. That's to draw your attention away from the real thing: the big trapezoid beneath it.

In this arid wilderness of steel and stone I raise up my voice that you may hear. To the East and to the West I beckon. To the North and to the South I show a sign proclaiming: Death to the weakling, wealth to the strong!

Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician.

Heaven must be populated with some rather strange creatures if all they lived for was to go to a place where they can strum harps for eternity.

You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can.

I feel that what is probably the greatest enemy of longevity is popularity, and most people die of popularity.