Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician.

Hair on a man's chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has hair on every place on his body except for his chest.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.

We are so inculcated with guilt that we think that weakness is a sin or that it is some crime against nature to be submissive.

I give people Ayn Rand with trappings.

If you're going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.

The ecclesiastical description of Hell is that of a horrible place of fire and torment; in Dante's Inferno, and in northern climes, it was thought to be an icy cold region, a giant refrigerator.