I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're rich. I'm not rich, but I'm far from broke. I'm what you call a 'thousandaire.'

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.