[Y]ou [man] are fool enough, it seems, to dare to war with [woman=] me, when for your faithful ally you might win me easily.
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?
Open your mind before your mouth
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
You cannot make a crab walk straight.
No man is really honest; none of us is above the influence of gain.