Find a priest who understands English and doesn't look like Rasputin.

Don't worry about your physical shortcomings. I am no Greek god. Don't get too much sleep and don't tell anybody your troubles. Appearances count: Get a sun lamp to keep you looking as though you have just come back from somewhere expensive: maintain an elegant address even if you have to live in the attic. Never nickel when short of cash. Borrow big, but always repay promptly.

Since I'm known as a 'rich person', I feel I have to tip at least $5 each time I check my coat. On top of that, I would have to wear a very expensive coat, and it would have to be insured. Added up, without a topcoat I save over $20,000 a year.

In business we cut each others' throats, but now and then we sit around the same table and behave-for the sake of the ladies.

Get a sun lamp to keep you looking as if you have just come back from somewhere expensive.

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

We must free ourselves of the hope that the sea will ever rest. We must learn to sail in high winds.