I'm in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn't even know I exist. And what's worse, she can prove it.
Arj BarkerThe other day I saw a guy with a sign that said, WHERE WILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY? Which freaked me out because I was on my way to the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Arj BarkerI love New York, though I'll never eat any of the ice creams that they sell in the park. That's just disgusting. You see the little picture of them? They all have a little bite taken out of them already.
Arj BarkerI believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in.
Arj Barker