apathy is about as near to the undertaker as you can get.
Life is the best party I've ever been invited to.
Self-love is so monogamous that no one is going to take the trouble to break the affair up for you.
There is nothing more boring than a bored person.
Counterfeit charm is worse than none at all.
Trouble is a sieve through which we sift our acquaintances. Those too big to pass through are our friends.