You teach kids how to succeed when they successfully foil the educational system.

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.

If you want to end war and stuff, you gotta sing loud.

Being famous is not the same as being important. A lot of important people aren't famous, and a lot of famous people aren't important.

I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired.

We live in an increasingly sophisticated world that makes it difficult to make simple comments on stuff. There are too many people on both sides of the border who are taking advantage of circumstances and the situation.

Greed and globalization aren't just America's fault.