We had a great time on the bench talking about crime, mother-stabbin', father raping, all kinds of groovy things.

We would turn everything into songs in those days...A lot of people think "Alice's Restaurant" was an anti-war song. It's not.

If you want to end war and stuff, you gotta sing loud.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.

Coming into Los Angeles, bringing in a couple of keys. Don't touch my bags, if you please Mr. Customs man.

Greed and globalization aren't just America's fault.