Building walls isn't going to work in the long run. Some people are happy with the wall in Israel, but somebody will get a weapon someday and knock it over or something. Walls aren't the answer between countries, though

The New York State Freeway's closed, man. Far out!

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.

I don't want a pickle, I just want ride on my motorcikle. I don't want to die, I just want a ride on my motorcy........cle.

Everyone has troubles. Finding yourself in the same boat with everyone else is the first sign of spirituality.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

You teach kids how to succeed when they successfully foil the educational system.