I never grew up reading or fantasizing about fairy tales. I was always too busy, like, outside being a kid.

I think a primal role of a man in a relationship is to protect his woman.

I was always Armie. There couldn't be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda.

I mean I would still love to be in Mel Brooks' movies; he's great.

I love art. I used to have a painting of Mikhail Gorbachev that was given to my family by Gorbachev.

I support myself. My wife and I together - it's all our household. I'm really proud of that.

Not sure of my place in the world (still up for debate) and not sure what I wanted to do with my life (not really up for debate).