The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.

The proper, wise balancing of one's whole life may depend upon the feasibility of a cup of tea at an unusual hour.

Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance his value in the eyes of others.

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality.

I will never cease advising my friends and enemies to read poetry before anything.

Well, my deliberate opinion is - it's a jolly strange world.

I think it rather fine, this necessity for the tense bracing of the will before anything worth doing can be done. I rather like it myself. I feel it is to be the chief thing that differentiates me from the cat by the fire.