The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.

Concentrate on something useful. Having decided to achieve a task, achieve it at all costs.

Most people sleep themselves stupid.

It is within the experience of everyone that when pleasure and pain reach a certain intensity they are indistinguishable.

You can turn over a new leaf every hour
if you choose.

I ought to reflect again and again, and yet again, that the beings that I have to steer are just as inevitable in the scheme of evolution as I am myself; have just as much right to be themselves as I am entitled to; and they all deserve from me as much sympathy as I give to myself.

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.