The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.

Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance his value in the eyes of others.

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

Which of us is not saying to himself which of us has not been saying to himself all his life: " I shall alter that when I have a little more time"? We never shall have any more time. We have, and we have always had, all the time there is.

Make love to every woman you meet; if you get five per cent of your outlay it's a good investment.

Literature exists so that where one man has lived finely ten thousand may afterward live finely

If you've ever really been poor you remain poor at heart all your life. I've often walked when I could very well afford to take a taxi because I simply couldn't bring myself to waste the shilling it would cost.