Saw Washington Monument. Phallic. Appalling. A national catastrophe.

The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

Happiness includes chiefly the idea of satisfaction after full honest effort. No one can possibly be satisfied and no one can be happy who feels that in some paramount affairs he failed to take up the challenge of life.

All wrong doing is done in the sincere belief that it is the best thing to do.

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time.

It is only people of small stature who have to stand on their dignity.