You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left!

When you're doing late night you're on the grind every night; you send someone to check on your mom.

The bottom line is I've never had anybody bark at me in a mall with malicious intent. Everybody who barks at the kid from Cleveland is to let him know, "I know who you are." It's always a positive thing.

The way I approach stardom and the show, I'm like a politician. I'm an elected late-night official to do your work.

I don't know what my life needs but I know I need some balance.

Most people think they KNOW the answer. I am willing to ADMIT I don't even know the question.

At one point in my career, while still hosting 'The Arsenio Hall Show,' I was told by my doctor that it might not be physically possible for me to have children.