I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too seriously.

The world's most effeminate heterosexual, Daniel Johns

Do not trust anybody but yourself. If people want to help you, fine. Put it on paper and understand exactly what every word says.

If you cant say it in three minutes, I dont want to know about it.

People's perceptions of me have nothing to do with reality. I'm basically just your average dork.

Success to me is being able to do what I love, make a living at it and to support myself and the ones I love.

My goal is to make my kids as happy as possible.