I'd rather take advice from my valet than from the Conservative Party Conference

I thought Winston Churchill was a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young man of promises.

Our Scottish theory ... is that every country has need of Scotchmen, but that Scotland has no need of the citizens of any other country.

I do not stare at a gentleman in distress.

I never forgive, but I always forget.

Science preceded the theory of science, and is independent of it. Science preceded naturalism, and will survive it.

Winston has written four volumes about himself and called it 'World Crisis'.