If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction.

If your project doesn't work, look for the part that you didn't think was important.

When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.

A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

Every solution breeds new problems.

Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.

First Rule of Acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.