Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising.

The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to tell the carrots from the onions.

If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction.

Don't force it... get a bigger hammer.

First Rule of Acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.