The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes - ah, that is where the art resides.
It is not music's function to express rational necessities.
When a piece gets difficult, make faces.
Practice in tranquility.
Children are given Mozart because of the small quantity of the notes; grown-ups avoid Mozart because of the great quality of the notes.
Have I a secret about playing the piano? It's a very simple one. I sit down on the piano stool and make myself comfortable - and I always make sure that the lid over the keyboard is open before I start to play.