Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.
Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.
Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.