Hell has been described as a pocket edition of Chicago.

Love, for too many men in our time, consists of sleeping with a seductive woman, one who is properly endowed with the right distribution of curves and conveniences and one upon whom a permanent lien has been acquired through the institution of marriage.

Man is the only 150 pound nonlinear servomechanism that can be wholly reproduced by unskilled labor.

Ircumcision, an archaic ritual mutilation that has no justification whatever and no place in a civilized society.

Girls marry for love. Boys marry because of a chronic irritation that causes them to gravitate in the direction of objects with certain curvilinear properties.

In teaching it is the method and not the content that is the message.

Because women live creatively, they rarely experience the need to depict or write about that which to them is a primary experience and which men know only at a second remove. Women create naturally, men create artificially.