Man is the only 150 pound nonlinear servomechanism that can be wholly reproduced by unskilled labor.

Girls marry for love. Boys marry because of a chronic irritation that causes them to gravitate in the direction of objects with certain curvilinear properties.

Today, while the titular head of the family may still be the father, everyone knows that he is little more than chairman, at most, of the entertainment committee.

No one should be required to see America for the first time.

It is the mark of the cultured man that he is aware of the fact that equality is an ethical and not a biological principle

The indifference, callousness and contempt that so many people exhibit toward animals is evil first because it results in great suffering in animals, and second because it results in an incalculably great impoverishment of the human spirit. All education should be directed toward the refinement of the individual's sensibilities in relation not only to one's fellow humans everywhere, but to all things whatsoever.

In teaching it is the method and not the content that is the message.