Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.

For some reason when I write in cursive, it's easier and flows better for me to read that when I print.

I think my first bikini, I was four and it was polka dotted and I had a big belly and I looked dashing.

I know what's like to be young and have atrocious spelling, spelling words all backwards, mixing up numbers, addresses. and things like that.

You know what, we're very skinny in our family.

My favorite part is the preparation because you read on the page, you get this character.