I'm not dating anyone. I don't even know where I am half of the time.
Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog.
If you know someone with a talent and a dream, support them just the way you would want to be supported
Some people are sass monsters on twitter. Like honey, you need to chill.
Apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video
Remember kids: Don't get emotionally attached to a band. You'll get pregnant and die.