My mom's whole side of the family, they're all Packers fans. My mom's a Bears fan. My stepdad is a Vikings guy. So that gets ugly. My mom sits upstairs watching the Bears game; he sits in the basement. They can't watch it together. Football's a violent anger in our family dynamic.

I don't believe that old cliche that good things come to those who wait. I think good things come to those who want something so bad they can't sit still.

I say whatever I think and whatever is on my mind, and I just hope that it comes out good. I just try to have a lot of fun.

There was a point in time where I was doing movies to be able to afford to live in a certain way.

I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll go, 'Wow, he's really not a very good actor!'

Wear a belt! It's an easy way to pull together your outfit. Just be sure to match it to your shoes.

It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.