Acting can be so much fun that it's easy to forget that what you're doing is a job. But if I've got my tie on, I'm going to work.

You know, photo conversations are replacing verbal conversations. I don't know if that's a bad thing. A photo is worth a thousand words.

It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.

I fail frequently - I just try to keep it quiet.

Life can be a lot broader... when you realize one simple thing: everything around us that we call life was made up of people that are no smarter than you. And you can build your own things and you can build your own life that other people can live in. So build a life, don't live one, find your opportunities and always be sexy.

I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before. I'm amazed I'm not dead.

Be careful with the man jewelry. A little goes a long way.