When you build characters from the outside in, they become, oftentimes they become like 'Saturday Night Live' characters or they become like caricatures of the character.

I definitely believe that if you stop working at relationships, they go away.

I want to be like Tom Cruise from 'The Outsiders' and go on and do amazing movies for a long time.

I actually used to be a front for the largest national sports-betting syndicate in America.

There is some argument about who actually invented text messaging, but I think it's safe to say it was a man. Multiple studies have shown that the average man uses about half as many words per day as women, thus text messaging. It eliminates hellos and goodbyes and cuts right to the chase.

It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.

I fail frequently - I just try to keep it quiet.