Everything around us that we call life was made up by people that are no smarter than you.

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.

Wear a belt! It's an easy way to pull together your outfit. Just be sure to match it to your shoes.

The thing that enchants me the most is the ability women have to feel other people's pain. The total empathy that women have is extraordinary.

I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before. I'm amazed I'm not dead.

I don't buy these rag magazines that feed off of stolen, you know, press. They're basically stealing someone's image in order to make money for themselves... They wait at the end of my street in their cars. Every time I exit my home, I have company.

As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.