How does somebody know what they want if they haven't even seen it?

With actors and directors, it's a conversation that you have. You have to learn each other's language and learn how to communicate with each other effectively. It's really nice when you can have that communication on a level where they walk up to you and you can see by the expression on their face what they want. You don't even have to talk, it just like, "Got it!" And, you know what they want before they even ask for it.

Acting can be so much fun that it's easy to forget that what you're doing is a job. But if I've got my tie on, I'm going to work.

It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.

If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat... We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time.

I don't understand shopping, it doesn't make any sense to me. As guys, we decide we want something and then we go out and buy it. Women go to the store having no idea what they're going to buy, or what they're even doing, it's like a whole different sport. It's like going to a football game to maybe watch a game. I don't get it.

There's no text that can replace a loving touch when someone we love is hurting.